28 year old lesbian florist from Calgary who has a weird sense of humor, loves music and food (or music about food, or food-related music) Username is a mix between self-deprecating, and a Pushing Daisies reference, because Charlotte Charles is the HBIC.
Currently, my heart is very happily taken by one of the most beautiful girls in the world, and I am, as the poet lauriate Beyonce would say, crazy in love. She's the love of my life, and I'm gonna marry the shit out of her. And only some of you crazy bitches will be invited to the wedding. My better half.