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28 year old lesbian florist from Calgary who has a weird sense of humor, loves music and food (or music about food, or food-related music) Username is a mix between self-deprecating, and a Pushing Daisies reference, because Charlotte Charles is the HBIC.
Currently, my heart is very happily taken by one of the most beautiful girls in the world, and I am, as the poet lauriate Beyonce would say, crazy in love. She's the love of my life, and I'm gonna marry the shit out of her. And only some of you crazy bitches will be invited to the wedding. My better half.
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Things I love: Food, my Firefly, music, movies, shopping, concerts, outdoor concerts, my phone, Deadpool, my cats, flowers
Things I hate: Assholes, a fair chunk of the customers we get, homophobes, ignorance, cheaters, whoever got Pushing Daisies canceled, Twitards/Twimoms
People I would let do things to me that could get us both arrested and sitting in a dingy jail cell with a large man named Stacey: Tom Hiddleston, Misha Collins, Emma Stone, Christina Hendricks, Kate Winslet
TV I love: Doctor Who, Community, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Amazing Race, Masterchef AU, Survivor, Suits, Burn Notice, White Collar, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Weeds, Supernatural, Wilfred, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, True Blood, Drop Dead Diva, Adventure Time, Venture Brothers, The Brak Show, Never Mind the Buzzcocks, The Inbetweeners, Mock the Week (..most of the time), QI, Russell Howard’s Good News, Hamish and Andy’s Gap Year, Bored to Death, Awkward., Trollied, Spicks and Specks, Kitchen Nightmares, Chopped, American Horror Story, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Misfits, Being Human (UK), Friday Night Dinner
TV I feel I am in an abusive relationship and wish I could quit: Glee
Movies I love: The Fall, Avengers, Roman Holiday, Hot Fuzz, Kill Bill 1/2, Inglorious Basterds, Death Proof, Trading Places, Chocolat, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Pretty much every Pixar movie besides Cars and Wall-E, most Disney animated movies, Get him to the Greek, Arthur, Iron Man, Kick Ass, Thor, Captain America, Dark Knight, Tropic Thunder, Amelie, Good Bye Lenin!, Rent, Pride and Prejudice, Shelter, Princess Bride, pretty much all Kevin Smith movies (let’s forget Cop Out), Sex Drive, Saved, Love Actually, The Avengers.. I’m sure I’m forgetting some.
Bands I love: Matthew Good, Foo Fighters, City and Colour, Mumford and Sons, Coldplay, Decemberists, Hoosiers, Magic Numbers, Mariachi El Bronx, Cage the Elephant, Dala, The Saturdays (Shut up, don’t judge me.), Queen, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Green Day, Adele, Ben Folds Five, Arctic Monkeys, the Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Hot Chip, Metnonomy, Childish Gambino, Daniel Merriweather, Amy Winehouse, Fleetwood Mac, Flogging Molly, Rise Against, Gossip, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Michael Jackson, Nick Drake, Noisettes, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Rufus Wainwright, Scissor Sisters, and many more I can’t remember.
Comedians I love: Russell Howard, Frankie Boyle, Dylan Moran, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Russell Brand, Jon Richardson, Ed Byrne, Simon Amstell
My Spirit Animals: Gogo Yubari (Kill Bill), Randal and Dante (Clerks), Fat Amy (Pitch Perfect), Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs. The World), Lumpy Space Princess (Adventure Time), Thaddeus “Rusty” Venture (The Venture Brothers)
Anything else, don’t hesitate to send me an ask. And yes, this is what I look like. And yes, I am happier to send a naked picture than one of my face. To be fair, my boobs look amazing in it