Pour gravy on everything

*1

I’m so stressed. My father’s been on medical leave for years, and he’s trying to go back and they’re giving him the runaround for six months. They cut off his benefit payments, so we haven’t had money coming in besides me and my brother’s and our tenants’ rent/paycheques.

I’m seriously this close to trying to whore myself out on Craigslist to keep us from losing the house.

I just need one good thing to happen. Just one break for our family. That’s it.

But I’m at a loss. I don’t know what to do.

*6871

rheagars:

(x)

(via melisandre)

*58837

(via irelandwon-krumcaughtthesnitch)

*64131

eldritch-abomination:

likealannister:

#i can almost touch the amount of bitch, please in these gifs

Gilderoy darling this is why you are my favourite character

(Source: wesavedeachother, via irelandwon-krumcaughtthesnitch)

*6210

What’s Worse is being fan over all three

in-wonderland-blame-the-nargles:

1. you still hung up on Sherlock and sad that there’s no 3rd Season yet

2. You are not over Supernatural Finale

3. You Don’t want to Know The Doctors Name

And when all of them on hiatus..

(via irelandwon-krumcaughtthesnitch)

*28657

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via thats-so-meme)

*108792

sex-ist-eine-schlacht:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

Oh myyyy

(via sakka)

*205191

anarchris:

myvaginaisamango:

thinkblack:

I think it’s time to kill for our women

Time to heal our women, be real to our women
And if we don’t we’ll have a race of babies
That will hate the ladies, that make the babies
And since a man can’t make one
He has no right to tell a woman when and where to create one

“Rap is just noise”

Look at that terrible rap music, poisoning the minds of our youth.

Next person who tries telling me Ke$ha is more important than Tupac is getting some knowledge dropped on em.

*84242

(Source: random-tv, via postulation)

*584

boringoldraphael:

Oh yeah, this looks legitimate.

Discarded early drafts of this sign:

FREE CANDY!
Building at Corner
<—————————

CHEAP MAMMOGRAMS:
Building at Corner
<—————————

SPEED-DATING
Single? Unattached?
No one who will miss you should something terrible happen?
Building at Corner
<—————————

Meeting For The NO KIDNAPPING Club
Are You A Pretty Lady Who Hates Kidnapping And Wants To Discuss It With Other Likeminded Individuals?
Us too!
We Are Definitely Not Kidnappers!
Come To Our Meeting And We Will Totally Not Kidnap You!
(No Cops)
Building at Corner
<—————————

KNOW HOW TO MAKE A PROFESSIONAL-LOOKING NOT CREEPY SIGN?
We could use your services
Please bring a resume and portfolio to the
Building at Corner
<—————————

Auditions:
Female Singers With Nice Feet
Must Have “Cute” “Petite” Feet
Must Not Get Weird About Us Taking Pictures Of Your Feet
Bring Sheet Music (Accompanist Provided)
Building at Corner
<—————————

HEY LADY SINGERS!
Come Into This Dark Mysterious Building, Why Not
Worst-Case Scenario The Endless Cable News Coverage Of Your Almost Certain Grisly Abduction And Gruesome Dismemberment Followed By Lengthy Trial, Interviews With Cops, Friends, Loved Ones, Lifetime Movie, Book Deals For All, Early Home Movies Taken “In Happier Times,” Etc., Etc., May Bring Some Much-Needed Exposure To Your Fledgeling Musical Career
Building at Corner
<—————————

(via postulation)

*12953

joebalsdon:

theamericankid:

A different kind of Cinderella

> Those are the most formidable nose hairs I’ve ever seen.

> I want to be some hot chick for the night. Just to see what its all about.

I;MFUCKING FCRYING

(via postulation)

*43164

(Source: evilgr33nranger, via thereepaflo)

*40

(Source: hartbasscompany, via harlothannah)

*16301

destielsails:

dean-get-in-my-jeans:

shell-bot:

alternate ending

HOW THE FUCK DID UV3N?

*whispers* hellatus…

(via drawsomethingmisha)